I’ve been meaning to do an Ed Sheeran post for quite a while. Words cannot express the joy that his songs bring to me. Come to think of it, they tear me through a bunch of emotions depending on the subject matter. Small Bump, any one? Yea, I whimpered during that puppy. I’m not even ashamed. Ed Sheeran is one of those rare artists that comes along once in a while who are just so ridiculously gifted with talent. His voice, writing skills, every thing he creates is just magic. Watch out for him, America. Now that we’d gotten past the obligatory Ed Sheeran appreciation post, let’s get to the matter at hand. Sexy time.
“Kiss Me” is just one of those songs that adds to the romance factor ten fold. Coincidentally, this song and a few glasses of wine would highly increase the probability of getting me between the sheets. Or on top. Who needs covers?
“Your heart’s against my chest
Lips pressed to my neck
I’ve fallen for your eyes
But they don’t know me yet ”
Hunnay, you can get to know me all you want. And yes, I do mean in the biblical sense. This song is so incredibly beautiful and potent. Every time I listen to this, I take pause and really just take the time to appreciate every bit of it. I don’t really have much to say besides Ed Sheeran is effing amazing and you need to put this song on your Sexy Time playlist. Guys, plays this for your girl. This is the equivalent of “being Notebooked.” Nicholas Sparks can’t top this.
Until next time,
Safe Sexy time people!
Growing up I was that oddball in school so of course I was bullied. I was told horrible things for a long enough time that I started to believe them. Needless to say, confidence has never been a strong suit of mine. I’m at the point in my life where I can say that I don’t think I’m ugly any more but I also would never think so highly of myself to think I’m the most beautiful girl in the world. I would say I’m average. Some days I feel really pretty for whatever reason but when it comes to guys and especially the one’s I crush on, I can’t help but think “I don’t stand a chance,” or “Why the hell would they go or me?” or some other variation where I don’t consider myself good enough. But then again, a lot of my crushes are successful in some way where they have an array of women to choose from. And seriously, I’d doubt they’d go for me. Because honestly, if you were a 22 yr old guy and had your choice between a girl who looks like she could get into playboy and then me lol…wouldn’t your mind already be made up?
Thanks to The Wanted and “Glad You Came,” I have a new-found fervor for getting this Bad Larry going again. I have a few songs in mind that would be perfect but just in case I get a little frigid in the thought department, I’m keeping them on reserve and spacing them out. I just HAD to post this sucker in here now though. I thank my friend, Amit, for introducing me to this. Yes, the original of “Feeling Good” is fabulous and timeless but Muse’s cover of this tune just sort of unlocks a quirky door in your brain that can’t be shut. From the very beginning, the tone of the song makes me want to unleash my naughty, exhibitionist side, perhaps purchase a stripper pole, and generally get on with my bad self. And then from there Matthew Bellamy’s voice has me dreaming in burlesque (not to be confused with the Xtina movie). This without of doubt deserves a spot on your sexy time playlist so get some burgundy candles and velvet drapes.
I’m writing a poem currently, or trying to at least. It’s about the feeling of being lonely and feeling so isolated. I think we all have those moments in our lives. It’s still being formulated but feel free to comment.
“Standing beneath a dampened hood
The rain pours all around me
Spring is supposed to usher in change
But I stand stagnant, ponds surround me
Should I fake a smile when others pass me?
When I’m feeling lonely and undesired,
I’m in a mood where color leaves me
In shades of grey, quite frankly, I’m tired.
And though I try to count my blessings
Of health and family, All that matters
I forget my happiness for but a moment
But I see the mirror; cannot ignore the fractures”
Basically, if there’s a song you’d like to get down to and add it to your sexy time playlist (at least that’s what mine is called, I don’t know about you), then send me on the song name and why. Who knows? Maybe you’ll inspire a post.
This one is for you all love me slowly, emo-types. Not that this isn’t a great song, it is. But let’s be honest— you kind of need to be in a certain type of naughty mood to properly rock to this in the sack. If you’re looking for something to go truly balls deep then I recommend something a bit faster paced. But nonetheless, we need to switch up our loving styles every so often to keep things muy interesante in el dormitorio (I learned something in Spanish class besides Finding Nemo, apparently) and therefore we have this little gem here by The Killers. Actually, now that I’m properly listening to it, you could probably get downright kinky to it. Ah well, enjoy this because I’ll be adding another certain Killers song to the Playlist that toys with every girl who has a damsel in distress fantasy in her head soon enough! (Can you guess what it is?)
So I bailed on the Sex Me Song of the Day for like a year because I ran out of songs I wanted to get raunchy to and I have like zero followers so I just couldn’t be bothered. But then these saucy Brit/Irish band called The Wanted brought their hit Glad You Came over the the USA just in time for summer and what I hope will be more..err..fruitful than the last. And since I am a sucker for a cheap pun with my 5th grade gutter mind, this song was the perfect choice for the latest insertion. SO after a long, long dry spell…. Happy Romping!
And The Wanted? I am so very glad you came.
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