I love the 90s. I mean, I REALLY love the 90s. The television shows I enjoyed and the music I listened to hold a special place in my heart. Now, back to the naughty task at hand. TLC’s “Creep” has this cool, sexy beat to it that just oozes happy time. It sends an awful message about a couple cheating on each other behind their backs and I don’t recommend than any one ever do that. BUT, you can just do what I do and imagine sexy time with someone you’d LOVE to creep around with. I’m also told role playing is fun and adds excitement to the bedroom so I suggest taking a whack at it (as always, sexual pun intended) and pretend you’re Mrs. Robinson or Santa Clause. If you didn’t catch those lyrics references, you’re too young to be playing this game or reading this post.
Every thing comes together in this song—their come hither voices, the “oh my oh my oh my”s that start it out with that catchy melody that makes you want to dance around in your underwear or out of your underwear, either way. Not to mention, this song comes with a signature dance that is equally sexy. If only this white girl could perfect it. All I would need would be the satin pajamas. Therefore this song should creep its way onto your sexy time playlist (especially if you’re sentimental to the 90s).
Stay Classy (Do NOT creep on the down low),
I’m going to go out on a limb here and say this song is about sex. “Navigate me through your body. Navigate me…..I love, the way. You tug on top of me.” BOY, PREACH. This newest injection into the Sex Me Song Playlist comes from Cute Is What We Aim For. You may be more familiar with their “Curse of Curves” but this song is sex on a stick. Thank you to the lovely Gabrielle for sending me this little gem, making her the first person ever to recommend a song for the Sex Me Song of the …you get the picture. She’s also the only person to ever recommend a song so if you stumble across this blog and fall into the trap of reading through past Sex Me Song posts and you then see that your musical needs for sex are not being met then I invite you to message me what makes you hot to trot and it may find its way on to here. I know what you’re thinking—that was a massive run on sentence. I’m kind of okay with it though. I can’t guarantee any thing because some of you are real freaks but hey, I’ll listen at least.
Any ways, back to the task at hand. I like to think of this song as a blow-by-blow commentary on a sexual endeavor. For those who are new to the game, it’s a good sort of beginners manual if you will. It tells you where on the body to start and in which direction to go (always down). It tells you where to place your hands if you’re not certain. It really is quite convenient and considerate to the timid ones. Which reminds me, if you’re still in braces and timid..then you’re timid for a good reason. You’re not ready for a sex me song playlist. Go make a dry hump and make out playlist. I recommend something like “My First Kiss” or “Kiss Me.” “Navigate Me” is only for those of us who have graduated from sailing college and know our way through some bumpy seas.
Now that we have that cleared up, let “Navigate Me” navigate every crest and trough of your erm…voyage. Hey there, Sailor ;)
This song wins for so many reasons. The Killers are a fabulous band. “When You Were Young” definitely tugs at the heart strings of every girl who has a damsel-in-distress fairy tale in their head. Just so you know, you might get your Prince Charming after all but he might not be at all what you pictured when you were young, pun intended. This song really lends itself to some passionate, raunchy romping in the sack. (run on sentence alert) It starts off nice and slow but gets into the mix quite nicely, has a wonderful interlude so you can switch things up, maybe swap a kiss or two, and then ultimately leads up to a fantastic climax, again, pun intended. It has a really nice beat and rhythm that even monkeys can get down to so for those of you rhythmically-challenged Caucasian people, fear not. I suggest following up with “Read My Mind” or playithe two on loop, only if you’re both Killers fans though. Until next time, have fun bumping uglies!
p.s. I am always accepting recommendations for the Sex Me Song of the …whenever. So if you have any songs you’d love to see on this play list, lemme know! Someone actually messaged me one today and I can’t wait to review it. You have no idea how excited I was to know that one person actually reads my tumblr. I’m practically famous.
This song is my new slow jam!
I don’t care if they’re just sweet talking me to bed, they can sweet talk me all they want. I’ll be gullible.
I must thank the Poreotics for this Sex me Song of the Day. I heard it in the mix of one of their routines and immediately downloaded it. As I’m getting into the house, dance type side of my musical likes, I am just absolutely loving songs with this type of beat. And let’s face it, this song is hot.
I’m not particularly turned on by this song whilst sitting in my kitchen, but give me a club with a dance floor with all that body heat and a great slow rhythm and I can see how it happens.
This song makes me want to buy a stripper pole.
If anyone saw Great Expectations, you know why.
I recently fell in love with this song. It’s lyrics alone earn it a spot on the Sex Me Song of the Day list.
I need recommendations for the Sex Me Song of the Day... I know no one likes it or reblogs it so maybe I need to ask you what gets you going? What makes you hot to trot? Musically, that is. Any and all are welcomed. I’ll mention you if I choose your song.
“In this time, give it to me easy
And let me try
With pleasured hands
To take you and the sun to
This song is still so sexy nearly 50 years later.